Paris Hilton To Be Released From Prison

She’s baaaaaack! Paris Hilton is to be released from prison Tuesday morning. To keep paparazzi under wraps, the exact location from the prison at the time of departure is unknown. How they will sneak her out should prove to be interesting. The heiress was given a forty five day jail sentence back in May for a DUI. To recap the events that took place, Hilton entered prison on the scheduled date, but was released shortly after due to an unknown ‘medical condition.’ When the judge found out she had been released, she was ordered back to prison immediately, and was to appear in court to be told that she had to serve the full sentence. She has now been locked up for twenty three days, and is ready to emerge out into the ‘real world’ once again. What’s next for Hilton? A scheduled post-prison interview with Larry King. And what will she do once she gets back to her 2.1 million dollar mansion? Throw a party, I’d assume. Lets just hope she doesn’t decide to drive anywhere afterwards.

A more somber Paris.

I’m back…And you didn’t even miss me!