Little Richie

Nicole Richie of the Simple Life fame, may be pregnant. No, I’m not kidding. Her and current flame Joel Madden of Good Charlotte may be expecting a little one in a few months. I’m not sure how she’s going to be able to carry a baby, seeing as she’s all of what, 80 something pounds, not even? She has struggled with weight issues for almost three years now, since Simple Life really became popular. Rumor has it that she lost the weight because she felt in competition with BFF Paris Hilton. On the first season of the Simple Life, Richie is much heavier than she is now, and she actually looked GOOD. This whole skeletor thing she’s trying to pull off now is just so unattractive! She has also been involved in drug use and hard partying, which will all have to stop if she is in fact pregnant. I hope she’s not, because she really needs to take care of herself before she can take on such a responsibility. She also needs to be a healthier weight, or she risks not being able to carry the baby for the full term of pregnancy.  What brought this whole thing about in the first place was paparazzi photos were showing her with a ‘bulge’ for a stomach. It could either be malnourishment, or as I’ve mentioned, a baby on the way. And if she is pregnant, it could all be to avoid a jail sentence due to her DUI earlier this year. How derranged!

Clueless.